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Top 10 Ways to Put Down Pick-up Lines

1  Man: "Haven't we met before?"
   Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic"

2  Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
   Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

3  Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants"
   Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."

4  Man: "Want to Dance?"
   Woman: "No, thank you."
   Man: "Don't thank me, thank God somebody asked you."

5  Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
   Woman: "It's in the phone book"
   Man: "But I don't know your name"
   Woman: "That's in the phone book too

6  Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
   Woman: "Female impersonator"

7  Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
   Woman: "Unfertilized, go away!"

8  Man:  "Where have you been all my life?"
   Woman:"For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet."

9  "Sorry, I don't date outside my species"

10  Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason!"
    Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"